WHY NOT GIVE THE GOLAN
TO THE FREEMAN CENTER
INSTEAD OF ASSAD?
Over the last year I have noticed that a lot of Israelis and Americans believe that they have only one choice related to giving up the Golan Heights. And that choice is Syria's Assad. I am perhaps a little cautious when it comes to making strategic decisions that will affect Israel's future for all time. I am therefore proposing the Freeman Center as a better recipient of the Golan than Assad (Syria).
THE SCIENTIFIC AND HISTORICAL COMPARISON
1. Syria would expel all Jews from the Golan Heights and takeover their property
* The Freeman Center would lease the entire Golan Heights back to the residents for three bottles of Golan wine at Passover.
2. Assad is a terrorist, drug smuggler, Nazi loving anti-Semite and mass murderer who has killed tens of thousands of people.
* The Freeman Center has no ties with Nazis, terrorists, drugs and has never killed anyone.
3. Syria plans to attack Israel from its new improved strategic position on the Golan, overlooking Israel.
* The Freeman Center plans to set up a hang gliding tourist site with the Golan as the launching pad.
4. Assad never keeps his agreements
* The Freeman Center always lives up to its agreements.
5. Assad would divert 30 % of Israel's water supply.
* The Freeman Center would guarantee Golan water for Israel for all time.
6. Assad wants to shut down Israeli electronic surveillance site on Mount Hermon.
* The Freeman wants to improve the ski slopes on Mount Hermon and introduce fake snow for the off seasons.
7. Assad, upon receiving the Golan would then demand more concessions and more land from Israel.
* The Freeman Center, upon receiving the Golan, would request 4 additional bottles of Golan wine, realizing that they forgot to factor Purim into the negotiations.
It is obvious that the Freeman Center would be a better recipient for the Golan than the Syrians.
I would like ask you to take this short poll and then mail it to Clinton, Assad and Barak:
I believe that Israel should give the Golan to:
____________The Freeman Center
____________The drug smuggling, Nazi loving, anti-Semite, terrorist and mass murderer Assad
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT POLL
Bernard J. Shapiro, Executive Director,
Freeman Center For Strategic Studies