WHY NOT GIVE THE GOLAN HEIGHTS
TO THE FREEMAN CENTER
INSTEAD OF ASSAD?

Over the last year I have noticed that a lot of Israelis and Americans believe that they have only one choice related to giving up the Golan Heights. And that choice is Syria's Assad. I am perhaps a little cautious when it comes to making strategic decisions that will affect Israel's future for all time. I am therefore proposing the Freeman Center as a better recipient of the Golan than Assad (Syria).

THE SCIENTIFIC AND HISTORICAL COMPARISON

1. Syria would expel all Jews from the Golan Heights and takeover their property

* The Freeman Center would lease the entire Golan Heights back to the residents for three bottles of Golan wine at Passover.

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2. Assad is a terrorist, drug smuggler, Nazi loving anti-Semite and mass murderer who has killed tens of thousands of people.

* The Freeman Center has no ties with Nazis, terrorists, drugs and has never killed anyone.

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3. Syria plans to attack Israel from its new improved strategic position on the Golan, overlooking Israel.

* The Freeman Center plans to set up a hang gliding tourist site with the Golan as the launching pad.

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4. Assad never keeps his agreements

* The Freeman Center always lives up to its agreements.

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5. Assad would divert 30 % of Israel's water supply.

* The Freeman Center would guarantee Golan water for Israel for all time.

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6. Assad wants to shut down Israeli electronic surveillance site on Mount Hermon.

* The Freeman wants to improve the ski slopes on Mount Hermon and introduce fake snow for the off seasons.

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7. Assad, upon receiving the Golan would then demand more concessions and more land from Israel.

* The Freeman Center, upon receiving the Golan, would request 4 additional bottles of Golan wine, realizing that they forgot to factor Purim into the negotiations.

It is obvious that the Freeman Center would be a better recipient for the Golan than the Syrians.

I would like ask you to take this short poll and then mail it to Clinton, Assad and Barak:

I believe that Israel should give the Golan to:

____________The Freeman Center

____________The drug smuggling, Nazi loving, anti-Semite, terrorist and mass murderer Assad

THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT POLL

Bernard J. Shapiro, Executive Director,
Freeman Center For Strategic Studies



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